because you deserve better.
NO RED HERRINGS
You didn't pay to be tricked.
We won't trick you.
No puzzle or clue will lead you anywhere but your goal.
NO BLACKLIGHT SEARCHING
Nope, not there.
Not over there either.
Or there.
Blacklight is basically magic.
Well, Black magic. Don't get us wrong, we love it - you just don't need to crawl around inspecting every nook and cranny in order to have fun.
NO LAMINATED PAPER
The only time we'll hand you laminated paper is if it's a menu, and we are taking your lunch order.
Also, we don't take lunch orders. So....
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO HAVE FUN.
NO NEWSPAPER PUZZLES
Specifically: Sudoku, Crossword, and Wordsearch.
You came to play an escape room...
not the New York Times.
NO RUNBOOKS
The only reason you should ever be holding a diary-style runbook is if your father just shipped you one from Venice.
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE YOUR MONEY'S WORTH.
NO QR CODE HINTS
"Welcome to the Zombie Pharaoh's Jail Heist!"
"Here's your iPad."
NO WALKIE-TALKIES
*PSSSSHHHHH*
"Hey, you guys need to tr---" *PSSSSHHHHH*
Need we say more?
NO ANACHRONISTIC LOCKS
TSA locks, purple directional locks, plastic combination locks - you won't find them here. Games should make sense - and the locks inside them should, too.
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE FAIR PLAY.
NO BREAKABLE PUZZLES
Yes, you can move things.
No, the order you found them in isn't important. If it is - you won't be able to move it.
NOT LOCKED IN
Because the only thing more important than your fun is your safety. While the final exit door may be locked, you will always have an unlocked exit from the game.